Stopped by at a bar the other night, me and a musician friend of mine went out for drinks and met up with his friend. Wasn't a planned night out, I was far from sarge ready, been growing a beard for a couple of weeks and just looked shabby. But I had a nice shirt on, thankfully
The place was drowning in hotties from all over, the friend did a great job of opening sets while I was texting a potential lay while waiting for our drinks being served.
I return with hands full and pass the drinks onto my friends, "Cro, this is Ashley"
I turn around and see a stunning brunette, American from the looks of her and her eight amazingly hot friends. "Hey Ashley, you from the US of A?"
She smiles and bounces her hair and extends her hand, I take it "Yeah! we're all here for holiday!"
"Behave then, all you American girls come here and fuck the poor boys and usually break something" I tell her calmly with a grin and let go of her hand
She scuffs playfully and hits my arm giggling
Cro: these your friends?
Ash: Yeah
Cro: Hi friends!
They all say hi and giggle, then my friend rejoins the set and starts flirting with Ashley and I just lean against the wall and enjoy my beer, while exchanging smalltalk with one of the girls. I look around for a place to bounce them, since we're all standing by the entrance, and the place is crowded and no way to move the whole group, but I grab the girl by her arm and was gonna go into some banter, when someone grabs me from behind and pulls me away. I manage to get my beer on a table before falling backwards into the arms of a laughing madman, it's one of the owners of the bar, coincidentally also the owner of the place I tend bar down the street.
He's wasted and I decide to keep him happy so I talk to him for a few moments and when I return, the girls have gone, but the friend, J, has opened another set of girls. These looks promising, they are basically bouncing off the walls with glee and I enter
Cro: Hey what's happening!
They all scream or giggle or something girly
HB1: OMG it's you!!! I've missed you sooooooo much
she throws herself at me and puts her arms around my neck and hugs me, then hops up and wraps her legs around me, it didn't even occur to me to go for the make out, since I'm not much into flash game, so I laugh and bat her off
Cro: I've missed you sooo much....WHO THE FUCK are you?
I say playfully and she giggles
HB1: You don't know me. *winks playfully*
I grin and pull her in and isolate, but just like before, someone grabs me from behind. I curse silently as one of her friends, a minger screams "OMG IT IS YOU!"
I think she's attempting the same joke and I just smile "oh really"
Minger: Yeah! You're the freeway player !
I look puzzled, not quite sure what she means, then the whole group of girls yell "OMG YES! IT'S HIM!" and giggle.
Minger: Don't you remember! You are the coolest dude ever after that! you got my friend's phone number on the freeway!
I grin as I remember what the fuck she's talking about. http://thoughtsofcro.blogspot.com/2008/03/fr-3-numbers-in-30-minutes.html
See the last paragraph starting with "We decide to head home, so we walk to the car and drive home."
She goes about telling my friends and her friends this story, and they all giggle and bounce around enjoying it.
HB1: Damn, that was cool!
Cro: How I roll! We're gonna head over and find a table, join us alright?
HB1: Might see you later! *winks*
We head over to the table and just have a good time chatting and singing to the live music, the girls never join us but they are a few meters away and the HB1 keeps stealing glances at me, I just ignore her and decide to chill out. I can't approach again this soon
Later on we head out for a smoke and I meet my pivot on the patio, she sits with me on a bench and we're catching up, when HB1 jumps in my lap and snuggles up, I put me hand on her upper thigh
Cro: What's up girl
HB1: Hi!!!!
Cro: you know, I have to call you something besides 'girl'. What's your name?
HB1: , what's yours?
Cro: None of your business you crazy stalker, but for now you can call me Alex
HB1: *giggles* What about later?
Cro: Maybe, if you behave...now get off me, can't you see I'm busy
I say playfully and she jumps off of me and laughs while giving me the wink again
Pivot: Nice job
Cro: Meh, she's too crazy but who knows.
We end up talking for a while and I get lost in the convo and forget to reopen the HB1, but remember as I see the mother hen of the group pull them away and out into the street. She waves me goodbye and I mentally slap myself for not going for the number
Oh well, you have to be stupid sometimes
Failure on that part, but a wild night with the boys....ended up staying downtown all night and coming home at daybreak
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